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Watching my collection of classic Christmas specials (I am aware it's not even December - DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!) and I came to a horrible realization.

The Chipmunks Christmas. Alvin, Simon, Theodore... they're HUGE! Most chipmunks I've ever seen are, at the most, the size of a very young kitten. THESE CHIPMUNKS ARE THE SIZE OF PRE-TEEN HUMAN CHILDREN!!!

I think that the popularity of The Chipmunks as a performing act isn't that their pop-song cover tunes are so great... I think that it's more of a Freak Show. "I have no idea what they sang, but EWWWWWWWWW THEY WERE HUGE IT WAS SO GROSS!!!"